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At first that was a kpop blog but it slowly become a mess, so... I hope you will enjoy it any way ~

Taemin and Sungjong are the biggest bitches on earth.

I love talking to people, so you're free too ask me whatever you want !
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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

shezzatective:

shezzatective:

What if Sherlock discovers emoticons and refuses to text with real words anymore

John: Don’t forget to buy the milk.

Sherlock:( ̄へ ̄)

John: Sherlock, I’m serious!

Sherlock: ≖‿≖

John: I swear I will kill you.

Sherlock: ಥДಥ

hi:

I don’t watch tv, I watch the Internet

I can see right through you » Jongyu in glasses

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

blasianxbri:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

theculturedactivist:

Open your eyes.

New age Genocide 

reblogging again

We’re not the same person we were a year ago, a month ago, or a week ago. We’re constantly changing. Experiences don’t stop. That’s life.
Unknown (via mourningmelody) ←

agent-lapin:

NONON JAKUZURE - Face detail??? man.

the perfect groom

mintyramen:

I will save you from any melancholy,
because you’re aspecial being
and I will take care of you.

a u m e m e. Jongkey; Jonghyun is blind ♕ requested by anonymous